Semel Gettin' No More Shots of Tequila

Attention ladies, gentlemen and possibly even a few farm animals -- after getting cheated on by Courtenay Semel, Tila Tequila is back on the market!
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Only one of the above objects costs a quarter for 20 minutes.

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Amber Alert -- She's Back on the Market

Amber FreySoon-to-be-single white female seeks loving man who enjoys long walks on the beach and didn't kill his pregnant wife.

Amber Frey, famous for her relationship with Scott Peterson back in the day, has filed for divorce from her husband of two years, Bobby Hernandez, a California Department of Corrections officer. She cites irreconcilable differences.

Frey filed for divorce just two days before her home went up for auction at a foreclosure auction. There were no takers so the house went back to the bank.

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Holly to Hugh: Hef Off

Holly Madison dropped some big news on us Monday night -- she and Hef are no longer together.
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If a love affair between a 28-year-old woman and an 82-year-old man can't work, what hope is there for the rest of us?

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Tate Loves to Fly and It Shows ... On Divorce Docs

Former "OC" star Tate Donovan probably can't wait to get the heck out of town now that his divorce is final -- and we know just how he's gonna do it.

According to his divorce settlement filed last month, Donovan got off pretty easy from his short marriage to Corinne Kingsbury -- one of the topless chicks from the famous K-Y wrestling match scene in "Old School." He only has to pay spousal support in the form of a one-time payment of $55,000. He also gets to keep the house, which was in his name only anyway.

But here's the kicker -- and it really says this in the papers -- Donovan gets to keep all the airline miles he acquired prior to the marriage as well as all airline miles accumulated during the marriage "at zero charge."

He must really love those cocktail nuts.

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Chris Kattan's Ex Cashes in on Short Marriage

Chris Kattan and Sunshine Tutt were only married for 59 days -- but that doesn't mean she isn't going home with a nice consolation prize.

Sources tell TMZ there was prenup that would've given Tutt less than 10 grand -- but a renegotiation just upped the ante to a low six-figure sum.

Tutt's lawyer, Ronald Richards, told us: "My client is very relieved that she can leave this two month marriage with some resources that will allow her to rebuild her life."

Sounds like Kattan is the best mistake Tutt's ever made.

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Gossip & Rumors
Alicia Not Keys to Swizz Split

Super-producer Swizz Beatz is splitting with his wife -- but it's not Alicia Keys' fault. So he says.

We've seen Swizz and Alicia out all over the place getting real cozy, but Alicia insists to US Weekly she's not "in any way linked" to his decision to separate. Swizz claims estranged wife Mashonda is trying to smear Alicia.

The ex-couple also have some cash issues -- there's a lien out for $800K in back taxes.

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Lisa Simpson's Voice -- Sax After Marriage

Yeardley Smith -- the voice behind Lisa Simpson -- is officially back on the market after an L.A. County judge finalized her divorce from Daniel Erickson yesterday. The guy who voices Milhouse must be freakin' out right now.

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Yeardley should not, however, do anything rash. The big D doesn't take effect 'til New Year's Eve.

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John Mayer: I Didn't Want to Waste Her Time

We're guessin' if John Mayer keeps his subscription to Us Weekly, he'll only use it if Jennifer Aniston ever comes over again with Norman and the pooch does his business.

Mayer was indignant at reports his relationship with Jen was torpedoed because he cheated. He says, "I ended a relationship to be alone, because I didn't want to waste someone's time." All the "cheating" stories are cheap lies, Mayer says, adding, "It's the most normal thing in the world" when a relationship runs its course.

And he challenged 20% of Americans who are too wussy to get out of relationships that don't work.

After railing on the mags, Johnny boy has some serious superlatives for Jen.


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Mayer Goes Straight Hood on Jen Aniston

John Mayer arrived back at his NYC apt. this morning. So John, why can't Jen Aniston keep a man?

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John Mayer Gets Out of Dodge

With his relationship with Jennifer Aniston over, John Mayer tried to keep it incognito while going through airport security at LAX on Wednesday.
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Are broken hearts allowed on planes these days?

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Take a Number -- Shauna's Single Again!

Gentlemen, start your engines. Trashtastic Shauna Sand in all her Lucite heel glory is once again on the market. High bidders step right up!

According to court documents, Sand and ex Romain Chavent were officially divorced on Monday.

No word on whether Chavent's been shipped back to France.

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Celebrity Justice
Morgan Freeman Driving to Splitsville

Just a few days after flipping his car on a rural Mississippi highway with a female friend in the car, Morgan Freeman is headed for divorce.

Freeman's lawyer and business partner tells a Memphis paper that Freeman and his wife of 24 years are divorcing. Several sources have indicated to TMZ that the marriage between the two has been over for some time.

Multiple calls to Freeman's rep were not returned.

Freeman and friend Demaris Meyer were injured when the car they were in ran off the road Sunday night.

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Pink and Ex Share Custody of Hairdo

Pink and her soon-to-be ex-husband Carey Hart are still in love -- with the same stylist!
Pink and Carey Hart
The former lovebirds -- who haven't been seen together in months -- briefly reunited in Hollywood on Monday. Carey has said he still has hope for a future with Pink.

Looks like the only thing that stinks about their divorce is the hairspray.

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Gossip & Rumors
Sienna's Boobs Got Balthazar's Tongue

Balthazar Getty landed stateside at LAX today and was immediately slammed with questions about mackin' on a topless Sienna Miller and the e-mail he later sent his wife, telling her he still loves her.

He wasn't talking. Good thing those pics speak for themselves.

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Balthazar: Nudie Pics Make the Heart Grow Fonder

Balthazar and Rosetta GettyThere is nothing like being photographed with a topless hottie to make you realize how much you love your wife.

Our sources say -- and they are impeccable -- Balthazar has resorted to e-groveling with his e-stranged wife, Rosetta. He has been sending her e-mails in the last week saying, "I love you."

Balthazar announced earlier this week that he and Rosetta had separated after pictures of him with an au naturale Sienna Miller surfaced all over the 'net. We're told if the divorce goes on, Balthazar will come out looking awful. For starters, he basically lived off her until he got his recent TV gig (he's the grandson of a billionaire, but hasn't gotten his $$ yet). But the person who will come out looking even worse, we're told, is Sienna Miller.

Stay tuned

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